How many alto sax players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the bassoon recital.

hahahahaha.... not really but yeah i think my i.q dropped when i read this

i dont get this what is it for?

i don't know. i just posted it just to post it.