i have found some drummer jokes!!!!!!!!!! - 12/12/2006 7:23 PM
hey i have found some drummer jokes
I found these jokes on drumjokes.com
• How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
• How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
• What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
• "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."
• Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me either.
• How do you get a drummer to play quieter?
Put a chart in front of him
• What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
• How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.
• Did you hear about the drummer who went to college?
Me neither.
• How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
• What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?
Drool.
• What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?
"Would you like fries with that sir?"
• Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
• I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi".
He said, "the river or the state?"
• What do you call a dozen drummers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!
• Did you hear about the drummer who got accepted to Yale?
Neither did I.
• Why are drummers always losing their watches?
Everyone knows they have trouble keeping time.
• What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?
A tatoo.
• What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
these are some really fun jokes so take some times to read them!!!!!
I found these jokes on drumjokes.com
• How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
• How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
• What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
• "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."
• Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me either.
• How do you get a drummer to play quieter?
Put a chart in front of him
• What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
• How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.
• Did you hear about the drummer who went to college?
Me neither.
• How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
• What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?
Drool.
• What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?
"Would you like fries with that sir?"
• Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
• I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi".
He said, "the river or the state?"
• What do you call a dozen drummers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!
• Did you hear about the drummer who got accepted to Yale?
Neither did I.
• Why are drummers always losing their watches?
Everyone knows they have trouble keeping time.
• What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?
A tatoo.
• What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
these are some really fun jokes so take some times to read them!!!!!