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Are there no drummers out there? ok then, how about drummer jokes? Anyone heard some good ones? <img src="/communityband/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

no i'm sorry i haven't heard drummer jokes but i am gonna go on to A.O.L. tonight and look for some.

hey i have found some drummer jokes
• How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

• How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

• What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
• "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."

• Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
Because it can keep good time and won't sleep with your girlfriend.

• Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me either.

• How do you get a drummer to play quieter?
Put a chart in front of him

• Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.

• What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.

• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

• How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.

• Did you hear about the drummer who went to college?
Me neither.

• How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

• What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?
Drool.

• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

• What's the last thing the band wants to hear the drummer say?
"Hey guys, wanna try one of my songs?"

• What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?
"Would you like fries with that sir?"

• Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.

• I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi".
He said, "the river or the state?"

• How do guitar players get away with parking in the handicap spots?
They put drumsticks on the dash.

• What do you call a dozen drummers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!

• Did you hear about the drummer who got accepted to Yale?
Neither did I.

• Why are drummers always losing their watches?
Everyone knows they have trouble keeping time.

• What do you call a kid with a set of drums?
The poster child for Birth Control.

• What do you call a bunch of kids with drums?
Jerry's Kids.

• Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me neither.

• What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?
A tatoo.

• Why do drummers have lots of kids?
They're not too good at the Rhythm Method.

• What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer?
The pizza can feed a family of four.

these are some really fun jokes so take some times to read dem

haha lmao...those are good