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#1053 01/04/2007 8:55 PM
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To be fair, here are some clarinet jokes:

Is there any difference between the sound of a clarinet and that of a cat in heat?
Of course there is, but only if the cat's in good health.

How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.

What's the definition of a nerd?
Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.

What's the purpose of the bell on a bass clarinet?
Storing the ashes from the rest of the instrument.

How do you know when a clarinet player is at your house?
They don't know where to enter and what key to use.

What's the difference between a clarinet solo and scraping your nails down the blackboard?
Vibrato.

How do you stop an oboe from being stolen?
Put it in a clarinet case.

How do you make a saxophone sound like a clarinet?
Miss a lot of notes...

What do call a line setup by clarinets?
A circle

And here is a site with more jokes (in general), though they're not all clarinet jokes...just music jokes.
http://www.geocities.com/clarinet_girl7537/jokes.html


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Matthews #1084 01/07/2007 5:14 PM
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Tisk, tisk, tisk.

clarinet 2 #1087 01/08/2007 11:02 AM
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I know, I know...I couldn't just let the percussion be the brunt of all of the jokes. Who's next...hmmm....let's find some trumpet jokes.


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Matthews #1098 01/10/2007 11:38 AM
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myhahahahaha thats funny


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skyler #1111 01/10/2007 4:50 PM
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It's okay... Tuba jokes are next!


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